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Hotspot:

  • T-Mobile, web service at https://prepaid.t-mobile.com/account-landing
  • 971-447-6595, PIN is last-6 of Ted's SSN, password is std S..._...9
  • 3/28/'23 30GB/mo ($40 due 4/28)
    11/10/'23 5GB/mo ($20 due 12/10)
  • SSID="RG2100 2706", Pwd="2301a24c"
  • Guest SSID="Minshall Properties guest" with password "lovethishome"
  • https://mobile.hotspot Pwd="Ja..._...3"

Key Records

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    Events:
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  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • 6
  • 7
  • 8
    Weeks:
  • 1-7
  • 8-14
  • 15-21
  • 22-28
  • 29+
1 2 3 4 5 6 7
E . R . . . .
8 9 10 11 12 13 14
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22 23 24 25 26 27 28
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Month

T+: P, V, H (penetration, Vibrator, Handjob)
T~: R, L (Ruin by her, Leak w/o my action)
T-: S, M (Selfie, Mistake - self ruin)

Definition of Good Month: post 6/1/'23
Sil gets all 8 orgasms, prorated (30 day month, proration for <= 20 days together)
Os+Rs>=30
Zero Ot- events and max of 1 Ot~
<= 1 Missed day per week (numbers 1-7, for weeks we're together ≥ 5 days)

Need to re-define this … June-23 was a good month, but doesn't meet this criteria … fix that.

Definition of Good Month:
1) Sil gets all 8 Os, prorated per below
2) Ted has 0 Ot-
3) Ted has 0-1 Ot~
4) 0-4 missed-contact_adjusted days. Can deduct 1 missed-contact for each 2 contacts in excess of days together (round-down). Example: 5 missed-contacts, 21 days together, 26 contacts. 5-(26-21)mod(2) = 3 adjusted.
Proration: no pro-rating Os for ≥ 20 days together. Prorate for 30 days for anything less than 21 (roundup). If together 10 days, 10/30*8=2.666 --> 3 Os required (for good month). 30-day proration schedule applies regardless of days in month.

OsE/Rs(!O)MDOt+ Ot~Ot-
2018 2018 51 16 309 15 0 10
2019 2019 47 55 271 15 0 3
2020 2020 64 55 259 12 0 3
2021 2021 57 115 234 8 3 0
2022 2022 85 165 117 8 7 1
2023 2023 70 171 74 4 0 3
2024 2024 86 86 149 6 4 1
2025 2025 124 106 124 1 5 2
(2026)* 2026 30 55 40 - - 1
JunJun 2025 10 10 9 - - -
JulJul 2025 9 6 5 - 1 1
AugAug 2025 13 10 6 - - -
SepSep 2025 10 15 6 - 1 -
OctOct 2025 2 4 25 1 1 -
NovNov 2025 8 3 13 - - -
DecDec 2025 7 12 7 - 1 -
JanJan 2026 X 7 8 - - -
FebFeb 2026 14 12 7 - - 1
MarMar 2026 8 26 - - - -
AprApr 2026 8 7 18 1 - -
MayMay 2026 X 3 7 - - -
history

As of Jan 5, 2026

Private Thoughts Streaming Services
Future Letters
    Letter ideas not yet started:
  • 2 things: hour of Os, ask for cage once a year.
  • hungry all the time - loving it
  • happy she seems to be enjoying the attention
Letter Fragments

The following are thought/letter fragments … good enough to save, but not yet fleshed-out enough to convert to a letter.

I've long wanted to give you a blow-job outdoors, but you've never agreed.

  • I offered to blow you at the beach, in the sand, but you were worried about somebody seeing us and sand going where it shouldn't.
  • I asked to eat you at a remote air-strip, but you were again worried about somebody seeing us (but you did give me a blow-job, which was interrupted when another airplane landed - what a cock-block that pilot was!).
  • I wrote to suggest we have a picnic in our back-yard where the trees are thickest, but you were worried one of the neighbors would come over.

I think there have been other times … I really do want to enjoy you in the outdoors, but only when you can properly relax, and I can bring you all the way to an orgasm. So this time, the offer will be slightly different … I will challenge you to decide what location/timing/conditions would work best for you. Where would you feel comfortable allowing me access to your kitty in public? What time of day would be most enjoyable (evening starlight, or sunshine warming your body)?

Notes

  • Could allow camping and do this in a tent.

Setup a Scavenger hunt/challenge. She needs to do something and/or go somewhere to earn a clue/instruction. If she collects enough clues, she can solve the puzzle. Solving the puzzle earns her a reward. Challenges should be easy at first, but get progressively harder … luring her into the game, so she doesn't give up.
General outline: complete a challenge, get an instruction, retrieve a clue. Once all clues retrieved, solve the puzzle.

Final reward? trip somewhere (hawaii, Cancun, Belize, Australia, etc)

Challenges:

  1. Let me give you a double orgasm
  2. Let me give you a triple orgasm
  3. Put my dick in your mouth for 1 minute (no cumming)
  4. Let me tie you up outdoors topless
  5. Dinner/Drinks wearing no bra/panties/pasties
  6. Flash me in public (tits or pussy?)
  7. Make me hard in public
  8. Wear overcoat w/ nothing else, walk ½ mile w/ me
  9. Describe a sexual fantasy to me

Clues:


Each quarter, we will each establish one new rule that we expect the other person to follow. They should be simple and achievable, but also somehow sexual in nature. The whole thing doesn't need to be sexual, but at least some part of it must be (sort of like our existing seatbelt rule). I will give you my rule for you first, and then you'll have up to 24 hours to tell me what your rule is. If the rule makes sense for both of us, they will apply to both of us. All rules should have both a timeframe and a penalty for non-compliance. A few examples:

    Existing Rules:
  • When driving/riding in a car, the seatbelt must be properly fastened before the car is started. Penalty: the other person gets to grope the offender's chest/privates. The rule is "wear a seatbelt", the timeframe is "before car is started", and the penalty is "groping".
  • Ted must present his new-rule on the first day of each calendar quarter (Jan-1, Apr-1, Jul-1, Oct-1) before midnight. Failure to present a new rule means he forfeits his rule for the quarter and gives Silvia foot-rubs for 1-week.
  • Silvia must present her new-rule on the first- or second-day of each calendar quarter, before midnight on the 2nd. Failure to present a new rule means she forfeits her rule for the quarter and gives Ted a non-orgasm blow-job the day she's caught.
    Ideas for New Rules:
  • Silvia must wear sexy lingerie to bed at least once a month. Failure to properly dress properly at least once that month means Ted gets to give Silvia double-orgasms 5 times in the next month (she can't refuse/delay).
  • Both of us must remove our outdoor shoes when inside the house (at all times). If caught wearing outdoor shoes, Silvia must flash Ted a good look at her titties, or Ted must un-button his pants and present his pecker/testes for pinching/squeezing. If appropriate, one spouse may ask the other for permission to violate this rule before entering the house.
  • Both of us must work-out for at least 1 hour every week. Failure to exercise entitles the other spouse to ???? (some penalty of a sexual nature).
  • Ted must go to bed at the same time as Silvia (be in bed within 30 minutes of her). Failure to go to bed together means I'm not allowed to ask to relax you for 2 days (all day and the day after, up until midnight).
  • We must each kiss the other and say "I Love You" every single day, but not within 1 hour of each other. If I fail, I'm not allowed to touch your boobs for 2 days. If you fail, you must kiss my pecker the next day. This requirement holds even if we're fighting (which we shouldn't do), but not if we're separated or sick/injured.

Get pack(s) of blank playing cards. Write on all of them. Each evening Sil picks one and gives it to me as her selection. Does she pick blind? Could do this twice (blind and not-blind).
Card Instructions:

  • Relax 10 minutes (12)
  • Relax 30 minutes (5)
  • Relax 60 minutes (2)
  • Orgasm (10)
  • Double (2)
  • Edge (2)
  • Footrub and orgasm (2)
  • Lingerie and relax (2)
  • no sex today (1) (she is allowed to skip this one, or trade for relax/orgasm)
  • back massage and relax (2)
  • back massage and orgasm (2)
  • Make-out (kiss/grope) and relax (2)
  • Trim her pussy, then orgasm (4)
  • Paint her toenails, then relax (2)
  • Give her bubble-bath, then orgasm (2)

Amazon Card Deck


Second Draft

Dear Silvia: this past year has been exceptional, and I thank you for being such a fun partner to play with. You excite me daily, and I'm constantly aroused at the thought of watching you or touching your body. Now that December is upon us, there's one gae we've been playing that I'd like you to decide how to finish. The "Happy Ending" game has pushed my to new levels of frustration and excitement - it has been amazing. Whatever you decide, I want you to know that I'm devoted to you and bringing you pleasure. I've enjoyed all the games this year, and I'm particularly happy with how seriously you've committed to completing all of them. For this particular game, I want you to select one of the options below, knowing that I'm happy with you, I'm happy with us, and I crave you now more than ever.

Option DescriptionReward
1 No Change: Silvia gives Ted a bunch of Soft-orgasms, and a full Happy Ending at the end of this month
  • 4 dinner-date/massage sessions in Jan/Feb-27
  • 1-week vacation somewhere 750+ miles away
2 The Happy Ending & soft orgasms are earned, but cannot be given unless/until we are on our reward-vacation. Vacation is extended to 10-days, and Silvia gets a minimum of 1 dinner-date/massage each month until vacation is complete.
3 Add another 6 months, then Silvia decides what Ted gets in July same as #2&#3, but vacation extends to 2 weeks
4

First Draft

For 2026, we're playing several games simultaneously. One of those games is called "Happy Ending", where I'm supposed to go orgasm-free all the way through to December, and then get a shit-ton of orgasms to finish the year. As of this writing, my last leak/mistake was February 2, so to go a full year puts me well past December. As a game alternative, when it's "time" in December (assuming I don't get penalized for all 31 days), I will offer Silvia 3 additional choices … she can either stick with the plan and start giving me orgsams, or pick a prize behind one of these virtual doors:

  1. Game as planned:
    • Ted gets a happy ending in December 2026
    • Silvia gets 4 dinner-date/massage sessions in Jan/Feb of 2027
    • We get a 1-week vacation somewhere 750+ miles away from home sometime in '2027 (unless we're penalized by another game and it has to be pushed to 2028)
  2. Any 1-year delay to our 2027 vacation gets voided, and the vacation is extended to 2 weeks
  3. Skip the December releases and extend for another 6 months. My "Happy Ending" gets evaluated (by her) on July 1st. Every fight we have until then should delay my release by 10 days. However Silvia still gets her dates/massages, and the 1 week vacation. The July:+ "happy ending" can only occur while we're on our 1 week vacation.
  4. Our 1 week vacation is extended to 18 days (minimum), and Silvia gets to pick the destination. The Jan/Feb date/massage still happens as-planned, but Ted needs to continue giving dates/massages at least 1x/month until our vacation actually starts. Ted's "happy ending" is delayed until our vacation, under the following terms: each day of vacation, Silvia makes Ted cum. At the end of vacation, the orgasms stop. If she skips a day (for any reason: drunk, mad, forgot), the orgasms stop for the duration (and beyond, for as long as she wants). Silvia can pick from the following destinations:
    • Germany
    • Italy
    • Colombia
    • Belize
    • Greece
    • Australia

Idea:

Decide on a nice gift (diamond earings, new car, necklace, etc), but make her work for it by solving clues and completing puzzles.

    Possibilities:
  • Start:
    A) there's a gift/game I've prepared for you. To start, all you have to do is suck my dick until I'm almost ready to cum. At that point, I'll tell you where to find the first clue.
    B) there's a Christmas challenge I've prepared for you. I will agree to give you hints/clues, but you have to earn them. 1 clue for each time you let me bring you to orgasm this morning, 2 clues if you blow me to just-short of orgasm, and 1 more clue if you'll wear a sexy bra/panty set all day.
  • Present under the tree that defines the rules. No tools unless allowed/given. Challenge must be completed before midnight. No outside help (can only involve people present in our household).
  • Freeze a key inside a gallon-jug (or 5-gal bucket) of water. Make her break it open with a hammer. Give her the lock first, then make her work for the key.
  • Draw a map (or clue, or instruction) on the back of a puzzle. She has to put the puzzle together, then tape it together and flip it upside down to reveal the map.
  • Bury a box in the back-yard, make her dig it up (like a pirate's treasure)
  • Create a web-page that she has to visit to find a clue. The page address must be earned by solving some puzzle.
  • Make a cross-word puzzle, then extract a future-clue by specifying coordinates that create a message.
  • Write a note in invisible ink (lemon juice)
  • string an object (pinata) up in a tree, then make her fetch it without help (use pole, rope/grappel, etc).
  • place clue (or silver/gold coin) inside puzzle-box (Amazon puzzle box)
  • Make a DVD/USB video/presentation, have her play it on TV
  • Weld up a steel box to become a float, have a message inside. Solder could be easier (to open and to fabricate)
  • Break open a pinata, following traditional rules
  • Glass ornament hidden on tree, message inside (lid epoxied)
Sequence:
  1. Morning Sex: 45 Minutes
  2. Cipher message: 5 minutes
  3. Ice-block: 45 minutes
  4. Open metal float: 20 minutes
  5. Look up web-page: 5 minutes
  6. Play USB/DVD message: 5 minutes
  7. Invisible ink message: 15 minutes
  8. Puzzle map: 2 hrs
  9. Burried box: 30 minutes
  10. Tree suspended Pinata: 20 minutes
  11. Glass ornament: 5 minutes
Letter:

XXX


Similar to the 2026 dice game, starting on the first of the month, I'm not allowed to touch her boobs until conditions are met. After each relax or orgasm, she rates how things felt. Relaxing is either "very good" or "OK", and orgasms are "OK", "good", "very good" or "fantastic". Points are awarded as follows:

Rating Relax Orgasm
OK 0 0
good n/a 1
very good 1 2
fantastic n/a 3

Until I have earned enough points, I'm not allowed to touch her tata's. The point-limit changes over time … options:

  1. Dice roll (6x 6-sided dice)
  2. Monthly progression, start Jan at 5, end Dec at 27 (add 2 days/mo)
  3. Fixed number, 25
  4. Boner progression, start at 5, but every boner she gives me adds another 2 pts (but not after I've earned my point limit --- can't take away my priveledges once earned). She can add 5 points by giving me a non-orgasmic blow-job.

To prevent her from gaming the system, she's not allowed to refuse relaxing between the hours of 10pm-12pm or 6am-9am, and can't refuse an orgasm during same hours more than one day in a row.


At the beginning of the year, we roll 2x 6-sided dice. Whatever number we roll is the number of months where I'm not allowed to cum. There's no guarantee that she'll make me cum afterwards, but we both agree that she's not allowed to make me cum before.



Letter written/given ~5/15/26

I Love You - Even When We Argue

Dear Silvia: I love you. Sometimes we argue over things that really do matter, but mostly our arguments are about stupid shit that doesn't even matter. I'd like us to be smart/mature enough to have a valid/equal conversation about the stuff that matters, and to skip entirely any discussion on stupid shit. You'll notice that in both cases, we're having a discussion, and not an argument.

This letter is my attempt to explain/understand what went wrong on the day you left for LA, and a way to prevent future arguments. In the end, you'll get to decide if you like my explanation and proposal …

    What Happened
  1. Before you left, you placed a dirty cup in a location I didn't approve of. I should have said "please keep dirty dishes at least 2 feet away from the clean-plate pile", but I think I gave you an order instead. In my mind, I was trying to prevent a clean/dirty mix-up so that we can improve our household. I'm sure that in your mind, this was a minor thing (placing the cup) and didn't warrant orders/corrections … you knew you had things under control. If we had stopped there, things would have been just fine … but we didn't. One of my pet-peeves is when people justify bad behaviour, and that's what I got mad over. I want people (you) to acknowledge an error and simply say "next time". Maybe your pet-peeve is being given micro-orders (micro-managing even small details, giving orders in the process). In the end, things spiraled and we both got angry. You thought I was mad over a trivial thing (cup placement), and I thought you were refusing to take ownership. This was an argument that should never have happened in the first place/.
  2. I'm Sorry
  3. I apologize for getting upset. It's important we're both willing to listen to each other and acknowledge when we make a mistake. I made a mistake, and next time I will be more respectful. In future discussions, I do ask that you avoid digging you heels in, and I need to work on that as well.
  4. My Proposal
  5. Neither one of us likes it when we argue - I know that. Neither one of us wins when we argue - I'm certain of that. There are a few substantive topics where we disagree, but those shouldn't be arguments … we can discuss like mature adults. In the future, if you feel that our discussion is getting too intense, or I'm not treating you with enough respect, then I want you to do one of the things listed below. Yes, these items are sexual, and I'm sure you don't really want to sexualize arguing. But think of how a dog trainer distracts and re-directs a pet … that's what I'm asking you to do with me.
    • Show me your tits! Better yet, put my hands or my mouth on your tits!!! There's no way I can argue with you if my mouth is full of your deliciousness. You definitely have it within your power to distract me and re-focus my attention on better things.
    • Grab me by the balls and continue the discussion. Get a good grip, and don't let me squirm away from it. If I'm being unkind, you should squeeze or pull or dig your nails in. If I'm being polite and reasonable, then you'll simply hold my balls as a reminder of what happens when I don't behave properly. Either way, you'll get my attention and have me pointed in a better direction. You can apply pressure to get me moving more quickly (or take out your frustrations).
    It's up to you which one you choose, but I do suggest you mix them up (but obviously use more of the one you like best). You don't need to surprise me either … just tell me to "grab these", or "I want your balls". Instead of both of us digging our heels in, you can help me re-direct my energy, and regain the upper hand (so to speak).
  6. Your Decision
  7. If I've done things correctly, we are in the car, away from public view, and taking a moment to clear the air before going out to dinner. If I've done things correctly, we're not having an argument at all, and we're happy to be re-united and I've told you I love you. If I've done things correctly, we've kissed and made up. If I've done things correctly, my balls are easily accessible and I'm ready for your side of the discussion. I want you to grab my balls, then tell me what you think of our argument, how you feel about my explanation, and what you want to do next time our conversation starts getting a bit heated. I want you to grab my balls and let me know if I can relax you tonight.

I love you with all my heart. I'm happy that we get to spend more time together now that we're both retired, and I want to ensure that extra time is filled with as much love and care as is humanly possible

Your loving husband,
Ted

funfun

How Many
    Pick number for the year by …
  • Roll 2 dice, pick the smaller number
  • Silvia picks a number between 0-6 (inclusive)
  • Take the number of Os's from prior year, divide by 15
  • Equal to the number of doubles and triples that Silvia had last year
  • Take the total number of Os's and Relaxes from last year, divide by 40
  • Equal top the number of orgasms Silvia can have in the first 168 hours (1 week) of that year
How Given
    Ted's orgasms are earned, then optionally given per the following:
  • Where "N"=number of orgasms allowed, one is allowed on the {round(365,N)}th day of the year. Example, if N=10, then orgasms are allowed on days 37, 73, 109, etc. The final orgasm will always be on 12/31.
  • Once earned, Silvia has 7 days to give it. Silvia decides if she wants to give me an orgasm, and I'm not allowed to say anything about it (other than advise her on the day it's earned that she's allowed).
  • Silvia can decide not to give me anything. I'm not allowed to complain. All my orgasms should come from her, and should always be at her discretion.
  • If Silvia forgets or just doesn't get around to it, that's just too bad for both of us.
  • All days start/end at midnight.
Rewards
    For playing this game:
  • On the day before an Ot is earned, Ted must be extra nice to Silvia: take her out to dinner, buy her flowers, give her a foot rub, relax her, offer to make her cum … all of it.
  • Once a quarter, we take a reward-getaway. The first and third getaways must be within driving distance, while the 2nd and 4th ones may involve a plane ride.
Penalties
    For each un-authorized and/or un-planned Ot, the following penalties will be imposed
  • Ted surrenders his next 2 orgasms (regardless of fault/intent)
  • If Silvia did it intentionally, she gives up that quarter's reward-getaway.

XXX


ZZZ

    Automotive
  • Fix Jag (alternator) Awesome - project finished
  • Fix Jag (coolant leak) Awesome - project finished
  • Fix Jag (steering rack) Awesome - project finished
    Video-1
    Replace wishbone links while at it: pg 127 of manual, Jag PN MJA21015AG, Moog PN ???
  • Tractor electrical
  • Tractor beautification
  • Tractor clutch
  • Blackberry puller
  • Boat tractor (repurpose lawnmower as boat-mover)
  • pressure washer
  • Maxum boat
  • Alumaweld boat projects (trailer axle, trailer bunks, trailer wiring/lights, fuel sender)

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